And You Thought Polk Street in SF was WILD...

Down in Polk County, Florida, the school board found themselves in a pickle -- or more precisely, a noodle. Seems most of the school board professed a belief in Creationism, and had set its sights on introducing this religiously based theory into science classes in the school district. That is, until the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (a satirical blog) stepped in. The Pastafarians, as they call themselves, demanded their God-as-noodle theory be taught as yet another alternative explanation of life on Earth. When the press stirred up a public outcry against religious theory being taught in science classes, the school board Creationists quickly retreated, egg-noodle on their faces.

Read for yourself: Polk Needled, Noodled in Evolution Flap

And then there was this: in that same school district, a Polk County elementary school principal is arrested for possession of child pornography, as photos were found of two adult nude women, with two of his students' faces pasted on. The pictures were on his home computer, and apparently, not wishing to be without his fair ladies, he took prints with him in his briefcase. The article cites vital details such as his home address and his principal's salary, presumably so we can get good and mad at him for making so much money, then march right to his house, pitchforks and torches at the ready.

Then there is this statement about other nude pictures in his possession: "Those pictures did not rise to the level of criminal pornography." Rise? I suppose they know their porno when they see it.

Read the full article here: Principal Faces Porn Charges